| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Patrick Roy | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Fernando Hierro | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Jimmy Hetfield | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Scott Weiland | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Dermid Andison | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Leigh Farmer | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Eddie Navarro | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Antonio Rossi | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Joey Belladonna | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Brendan Shanahan | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Trent Reznor | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Serj Tankian | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Vic Rattlehead | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Huey Morgan | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.14 | +16.00 (14.04%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Imp Y Celyn | K | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | D |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | The Librarian | D | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Arnold Sideways | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Albert Spangler | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Duck Man | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Samuel Vimes | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lu Tze | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Flaco Pastrami | R | |
| -6.00 (-6.00%) | 7.14 |