| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Samuel Vimes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| M | Albert Spangler | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Librarian | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.25 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Al Sparrow | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Christopher Sweeny | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Bertram Buttery | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Nicholas Fisher | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Maurice Bayer | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Gavin Livett | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Ron Kinsella | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Iain Dalton | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Eduardo Rebosio | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ken Ripley | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Guy Bullock | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Howey Whelan | R | |
| -13.00 (-16.46%) | 6.58 |