| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Petr Cech | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Bent | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Macy Richardson | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) |  |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| D | Lester Thomson | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jeremiah Baron | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Roberto Di Matteo | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | Ruud Gullit | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Stu Bowie | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Matt Bloodworth | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Daniel Sturridge | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.83 | +29.00 (27.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| -5.00 (-71.43%) | 7 | Lu Tze | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | The Librarian | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Albert Spangler | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Duck Man | M | |
| -3.00 (-75.00%) | 4 | Imp Y Celyn | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| -10.00 (-12.35%) | 7.36 |