| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) |  |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Beau Nidle | 2 | +1.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Foul Ole Ron | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Amazing Maurice | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Satchelmouth Lemon | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.57 | +8.00 (8.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Petrut Dascãlu | K | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Winston Peake | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ray Acton | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Guido Aramburu | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Trevor Mainland | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Spence Brough | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Kyle Ward | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Miroslav Sustacek | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Raymond Weatherhead | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Arnie Rowan | M | |
| -4.00 (-80.00%) | 5 | Careca Sabadin | S | |
| -12.00 (-13.04%) | 8.36 |