| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Amazing Maurice | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Moist von Lipwig | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.36 | +4.00 (3.88%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Petr Cech | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Macy Richardson | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ashton Bloodworth | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Wayne Telfer | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Jeremiah Baron | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Ruud Gullit | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Roberto Di Matteo | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Stu Bowie | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Daniel Sturridge | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Oidor Nafarroa | R | |
| -12.00 (-11.76%) | 8.50 |