| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Amazing Maurice | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Moist von Lipwig | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) |  |
| S | Beau Nidle | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Albert Spangler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Satchelmouth Lemon | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.14 | -17.00 (-19.77%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Petrut Dascãlu | K | |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Winston Peake | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ray Acton | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Guido Aramburu | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Spence Brough | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Kyle Ward | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Miroslav Sustacek | M |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Raymond Weatherhead | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Arnie Rowan | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Colby Windass | S |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Stephen MacAsgill | S | |
| +4.00 (4.40%) | 8.27 |