| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 13 | +4.80 (36.92%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 12 | +3.90 (32.50%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 12 | +2.40 (20.00%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +3.40 (30.91%) | |
| D | Syd Barrett | 8 | +3.70 (46.25%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 11 | +2.70 (24.55%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +4.60 (46.00%) | |
| M | Ben Elton | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 12 | -2.50 (-20.83%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| 10.82 | +25.30 (21.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.70 (27.00%) | 10 | Hilário Ervilha | K | |
 |
+1.80 (16.36%) | 11 | Trym Robertsen | D |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Flavio Simas | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Armanno Gabbiadini | D | |
| +2.50 (41.67%) | 6 | Dário da Luz | D | |
| +0.50 (4.55%) | 11 | Cristiano Rua | M | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Acácio Parreira | M | |
| -2.30 (-23.00%) | 10 | David João | M | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Furgill Rambaran Mishre | M | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Gunvald Malmborg | M | |
 |
+2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Klæmint Justinushus | S |
| +13.60 (13.47%) | 9.18 |