| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Angus Aberdeen | 12 | +0.50 (4.17%) | |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 13 | +3.30 (25.38%) | |
| D | Usain McBolt | 12 | +3.30 (27.50%) | |
| D | Soltan Sauce | 12 | +0.60 (5.00%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) |  |
| M | Paul Ingles | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| M | Calin Neacsu | 9 | -0.80 (-8.89%) | |
| M | Jordan Coppell | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| M | Dunstan Grech | 6 | +1.80 (30.00%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 12 | -1.50 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Montes Bucchioni | 6 | +3.20 (53.33%) |  |
| R | Georgi Kalitin | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| 9.58 | +16.40 (14.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-20.00%) | 12 | William Shakespeare | K | |
| +2.80 (20.00%) | 14 | Lord Nelson | D | |
| +2.50 (17.86%) | 14 | Irving Brunette | D | |
| +2.10 (16.15%) | 13 | Scot Basher | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Marc Bolan | D | |
|
+2.70 (20.77%) | 13 | Edward Longshanks | M |
| +2.80 (25.45%) | 11 | John Cleese | M | |
|
+2.60 (23.64%) | 11 | Craig Monkhouse | M |
| +2.10 (21.00%) | 10 | Tom Huddlestone | M | |
| +2.10 (35.00%) | 6 | Callum Mulholland | M | |
| -3.50 (-25.00%) | 14 | Kevin Keegan | S | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Christopher Marlowe | R | |
| +17.10 (12.86%) | 11.08 |