| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roy Gillespie | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Aaron Bernard | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Wendell Woodward | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 12 | +6.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Callum Mulholland | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Lily Bergman | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| R | John Cleese | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Marc Bolan | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| 10.46 | +37.00 (27.21%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Geoffrey Samba | K | |
| -4.00 (-30.77%) | 13 | The Veteran | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Valdemar Viby | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Bjørn-Anders Selmer | D | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Cristiano Reid | M | |
|
-1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Joseph Trump | M |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Victor Frãsineanu | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Desmond O´Shea | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Ion Grada | M | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Hirdy Bear | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Viktor Salgueira | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Scott North | R | |
| -26.00 (-36.62%) | 5.92 |