| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Manuel Neuer | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ledley King | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Gary Cahill | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Sergio Ramos | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Scott Parker | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Andres Iniesta | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Lionel Messi | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Xabi Alonso | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Gareth Bale | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Neymar de Silva | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Phil Jones | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Rafael van der Vaart | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Sergio Aguero | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.57 | +9.00 (7.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Dave Trent | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Waldorf Heckler | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Furgill Vriesde | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Osório Tomar | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jose Asmar | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Professor Bunsen | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Lewis Kezagger | S | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Assistant Beaker | S |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Zacharias Arrhebo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Sam The Eagle | R | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Drew Henman | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Richie MacCarlich | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8.50 |