| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Vitor de Mello | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| D | Norman Cates | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Norm Bigglesworth | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| D | Phil Jones | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) |  |
| M | Gica Ditoiu | 10 | -0.60 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Bernie Roscoe | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Scott Parker | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| M | Andres Iniesta | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| S | Mick Kane | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| S | Sergio Aguero | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| S | Nicky Kingsley | 4 | +1.40 (35.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +3.60 (4.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Gonzo The Great | K | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Kermit The Frog | D | |
| -3.10 (-38.75%) | 8 | Waldorf Heckler | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Sam The Eagle | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Floyd Pepper | M | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Professor Bunsen | M | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Fozzie Bear | M | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Timmy Monster | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Assistant Beaker | S | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Lily McKenna | R | |
| +0.80 (26.67%) | 3 | Swedish Chef | R | |
| +0.60 (20.00%) | 3 | Miss Piggy | R | |
| -1.40 (-1.61%) | 6.21 |