| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Matthew Watts | 9 | -0.50 (-5.56%) | |
| D | Douglas Harden | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| D | Ian Eaden | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| D | Lucas Hodge | 7 | +1.90 (27.14%) | |
| D | Seymour Ullathorpe | 7 | +1.90 (27.14%) | |
| M | Spence Bowie | 9 | +3.20 (35.56%) | |
| M | Tommy Brent | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Theobald Rowley | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) | |
| M | Thurston Ladd | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) |  |
| S | Josh Starr | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| S | Will Irwin | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| 7.82 | +17.80 (20.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Gonzo The Great | K | |
| +2.50 (31.25%) | 8 | Waldorf Heckler | D | |
| +1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Kermit The Frog | D | |
| +1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| +2.20 (31.43%) | 7 | Sam The Eagle | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Floyd Pepper | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Professor Bunsen | M | |
|
+0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Fozzie Bear | M |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Ferdinand Harrison | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lewis Kezagger | S |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Duncan Osborn | R | |
| +11.50 (14.20%) | 6.75 |