| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | +1.60 (17.78%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +3.40 (56.67%) | |
| R | Frederick Barker | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| R | Jose Asmar | 5 | +1.40 (28.00%) | |
| 7.62 | +19.00 (19.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Cappi Moltisanti | K | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Celso Norton | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Bahador Mussi | D | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Cristoforo Cutolo | D | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Rico Flores | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Luciano Marino | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Rupert Rullo | M | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Arsenio Stefani | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Peppino Cozza | S | |
| +0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Gaetano Pivotto | S | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Horia Bastinã | S | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Vitale Meazza | R | |
| +2.10 (2.80%) | 6.25 |