| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -1.90 (-19.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | +3.50 (43.75%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) |  |
| D | Drew Henman | 4 | +3.10 (77.50%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) |  |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +3.90 (55.71%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| M | Frederick Barker | 6 | +2.70 (45.00%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +3.10 (34.44%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| R | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| R | Jose Asmar | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) | |
| R | Big Meech | 4 | +1.20 (30.00%) | |
| 7.07 | +25.70 (25.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Ledley Jevons | K | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Luís Carlos | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Patrick Sale | D | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Albin Vikström | D | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Serafim Carrilho | D | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Cody Meyes | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Nickie Jack | M | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Walt Bean | M | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Eustace Garrard | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Andres de Morais | M | |
| +1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Sheldon Arkwright | S | |
| -2.30 (-32.86%) | 7 | Felisberto Seixas | R | |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Eamon Hitchcock | R | |
| +0.60 (0.72%) | 6.38 |