| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | +2.50 (27.78%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) |   |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| D | Big Meech | 4 | +2.60 (65.00%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +3.60 (51.43%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +3.50 (50.00%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +4.10 (68.33%) | |
| R | Alastair Abbott | 4 | +3.10 (77.50%) | |
| R | Drew Henman | 4 | +1.40 (35.00%) | |
| 7.08 | +26.40 (28.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Martin Telfer | K | |
| -2.50 (-35.71%) | 7 | Mortimer Featherstone | D | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | David Vaqueriza | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Raulo Berti | D | |
| -1.80 (-45.00%) | 4 | Elliot Powell | D | |
| -0.90 (-30.00%) | 3 | Achosmán Kike | D | |
| -3.20 (-35.56%) | 9 | Ronald Bradley | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Hernan Botero | M | |
| -1.40 (-28.00%) | 5 | Dag-Ivar Auestad | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Homer Sutton | S | |
| -1.80 (-45.00%) | 4 | Bill Pidgeley | S | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Justino Queiroga | R | |
| -0.30 (-7.50%) | 4 | Joel Alcott | R | |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Abílio Regedor | R | |
| -20.60 (-29.43%) | 5.00 |