| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | +1.40 (15.56%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) |  |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +3.90 (48.75%) |  |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +3.70 (52.86%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +3.20 (35.56%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +3.10 (38.75%) | |
| S | Cecil Sturges | 6 | +3.40 (56.67%) | |
| R | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| R | Frederick Barker | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| R | Drew Henman | 4 | +1.10 (27.50%) | |
| 7.43 | +27.00 (25.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.30 (-21.67%) | 6 | Russ Jenkins | K | |
| -3.10 (-38.75%) | 8 | Nathaniel Piper | D | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Alfie Arnott | D | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Bobby Shail | D | |
| -1.80 (-36.00%) | 5 | Theo Snape | D | |
| -2.60 (-32.50%) | 8 | Nickie Hutchinson | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Jack Harewood | M | |
| -3.10 (-51.67%) | 6 | Norman Dafgård | M | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Jerome Bowman | M | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Horner Curtis | S | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Darwin Calderón | S | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Romeo Bower | R | |
| -16.30 (-22.33%) | 6.08 |