| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Osório Tomar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ademar Regina | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +5.00 (62.50%) |  |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Professor Bunsen | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cecil Sturges | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Drew Henman | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 8.36 | +6.00 (5.13%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ed de Goey | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Rinus Israel | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Ajulu Azikwe | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Joseph Gibbon | D | |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Brett Emerton | M |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Shinji Ono | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Caracario Santini | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Norberto Arriaga | M | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Rob Witschge | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ruud Gullit | S | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Mathijs Meijsters | S |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Tibúrcio Maduro | R | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Wim Rijsbergen | R |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Coen Moulijn | R | |
| +6.00 (5.36%) | 8.00 |