| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Matthew Watts | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| D | Douglas Harden | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| D | Ian Eaden | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| D | Lucas Hodge | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| D | Seymour Ullathorpe | 6 | +2.70 (45.00%) |  |
| M | Spence Bowie | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| M | Theobald Rowley | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Tommy Brent | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Thurston Ladd | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| S | Curt Slatter | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) | |
| S | Will Irwin | 7 | -2.10 (-30.00%) | |
| R | Calum Hubbard | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| 7.33 | +13.20 (15.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Gonzo The Great | K | |
| +1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Waldorf Heckler | D | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Kermit The Frog | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Floyd Pepper | M | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Sam The Eagle | M | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Professor Bunsen | M | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Fozzie Bear | M | |
| -1.50 (-16.67%) | 9 | Lewis Kezagger | S | |
| -1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Assistant Beaker | S | |
| +2.10 (2.66%) | 7.18 |