| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jude Kirkby | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) |  |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| D | Drew Henman | 4 | -0.10 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| M | Duncan Osborn | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| M | Ferdinand Harrison | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| S | Alastair Abbott | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| R | Professor Bunsen | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| R | Link Hogthrob | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| 5.62 | +6.50 (8.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.80 (-28.00%) | 10 | Hans Holbein Elder | K | |
| -2.10 (-23.33%) | 9 | Michael Angelo | D | |
 |
-0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Wilfred Fleetwood | D |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Thomas Helleday | D | |
| -1.70 (-28.33%) | 6 | Brent Sandler | D | |
| -1.30 (-14.44%) | 9 | Gustav Klimts | M | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Otto Dix | M | |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Marcelo Miranda | M | |
| -1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Pablo Picasso | M | |
|
-0.50 (-5.56%) | 9 | Gaspar de Melo | S |
| -1.10 (-15.71%) | 7 | Peter Paul Rubens | S | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Sidney Hester | R | |
| -16.50 (-17.93%) | 7.67 |