| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -2.20 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | -1.10 (-13.75%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +2.70 (38.57%) | |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +0.50 (5.56%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 6 | +3.60 (60.00%) |  |
| R | Frederick Barker | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| R | Duncan Osborn | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) |  |
| R | Drew Henman | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| 7.36 | +9.70 (9.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-7.00%) | 10 | Hans Holbein Elder | K | |
| -1.30 (-14.44%) | 9 | Michael Angelo | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Thomas Helleday | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Wilfred Fleetwood | D | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Sidney Hester | D | |
|
+0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | Gustav Klimts | M |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Pablo Picasso | M | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Marcelo Miranda | M | |
| -0.60 (-6.67%) | 9 | Gaspar de Melo | S | |
|
+0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Américo Atalaia | S |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Peter Paul Rubens | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Brent Sandler | R | |
| -4.50 (-4.89%) | 7.67 |