| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Fozzie Bear | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Frederick Barker | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Duncan Osborn | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| R | Jose Asmar | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Big Meech | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Drew Henman | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +7.00 (7.14%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Ike Cooksey | K | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Mitchell Hamshaw | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Graeme Guy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Filbert Fish | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Acton Greening | D | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Homer Watkins | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Taylor Wilkins | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Brandon Aiston | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Manny Pilling | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Kirk Pennant | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Timmy Roswell | S | |
| -11.00 (-15.94%) | 6.27 |