| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Matthew Watts | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Ian Eaden | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Douglas Harden | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Calum Hubbard | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Seymour Ullathorpe | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Spence Bowie | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Tommy Brent | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Theobald Rowley | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Thurston Ladd | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Josh Starr | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Curt Slatter | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Damião Marques | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.25 | +10.00 (10.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Dave Trent | K | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Kermit The Frog | D | |
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+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Waldorf Heckler | D |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Osório Tomar | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sam The Eagle | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Fozzie Bear | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Professor Bunsen | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Lewis Kezagger | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Assistant Beaker | S | |
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+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Zacharias Arrhebo | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jose Asmar | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ferdinand Harrison | R | |
| +7.00 (6.48%) | 7.71 |