| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jude Kirkby | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Waldorf Heckler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Drew Henman | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Osório Tomar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ademar Regina | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jose Asmar | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Cecil Sturges | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Kermit The Frog | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Richie MacCarlich | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.21 | -3.00 (-2.97%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Matthew Watts | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ian Eaden | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Douglas Harden | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Calum Hubbard | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Seymour Ullathorpe | D | |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Tommy Brent | M |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Spence Bowie | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Theobald Rowley | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Thurston Ladd | M |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Will Irwin | S |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Curt Slatter | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Josh Starr | R | |
| +18.00 (17.65%) | 8.50 |