| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dave Trent | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Crazy Harry | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| D | Kermit The Frog | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Statler Heckler | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Drew Henman | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Osório Tomar | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ademar Regina | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sam The Eagle | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| S | Lewis Kezagger | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Assistant Beaker | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Zacharias Arrhebo | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| R | Professor Bunsen | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Cecil Sturges | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Big Meech | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +30.00 (27.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ben Williams | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Magnus Okuonghae | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Pat Baldwin | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Steve Mosley | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lee Beevers | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Anthony Wordsworth | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Kemi Izzet | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | David Perkins | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ashley Vincent | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Stephen Gillespie | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Kayode Odejayi | S | |
| -3.00 (-3.80%) | 7.18 |