| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ben Williams | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Pat Baldwin | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Magnus Okuonghae | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Steve Mosley | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Lee Beevers | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Kemi Izzet | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Anthony Wordsworth | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | David Perkins | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ashley Vincent | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Stephen Gillespie | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Kayode Odejayi | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | John Joe O’Toole | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| 7.17 | -2.00 (-2.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Dave Trent | K | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Statler Heckler | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Kermit The Frog | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Crazy Harry | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Waldorf Heckler | D | |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Osório Tomar | M |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Ademar Regina | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sam The Eagle | M | |
 |
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Professor Bunsen | M |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Lewis Kezagger | S | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Assistant Beaker | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jose Asmar | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Drew Henman | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ferdinand Harrison | R | |
| +7.00 (6.42%) | 7.79 |