| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wallace Wally Karue | 5 | -3.70 (-74.00%) | |
| D | John Candy | 9 | -1.10 (-12.22%) | |
| D | Ray Winstone | 9 | -2.60 (-28.89%) | |
| D | Peter Fenton | 8 | -1.60 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Rincewind Wizard | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| M | Uncle Buck | 10 | -2.80 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 10 | -3.30 (-33.00%) | |
| M | Leslie Ash | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| M | Dr Frankenstein | 6 | -3.90 (-65.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | -1.80 (-25.71%) | |
| R | Dark Helmet | 5 | -3.90 (-78.00%) | |
| 7.73 | -28.50 (-33.53%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Sarmad Sindy | K | |
 |
+0.20 (1.67%) | 12 | Jenna Taylor | D |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Hugh Janus | D | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Max Headroom | D | |
|
+1.20 (12.00%) | 10 | Bud Wiser | M |
 |
+1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Ivor Biggun | M |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Stanley Fowler | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | João Escorpião | S |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Ray Gunn | S | |
| -2.60 (-23.64%) | 11 | Randy Johnson | R | |
| -0.20 (-2.00%) | 10 | Ben Dover | R | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Paulo Skilaar | R | |
| -1.40 (-1.37%) | 8.50 |