| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cohen The Barbarian | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) | |
| D | Ray Winstone | 10 | +3.60 (36.00%) | |
| D | John Candy | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) |   |
| D | Rincewind Wizard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Uncle Buck | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Leslie Ash | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| M | Dr Frankenstein | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| S | David Schwarzenegger | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| S | Dark Helmet | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| 8.36 | +11.80 (12.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Rex Freedman | K | |
| +0.20 (2.22%) | 9 | Jody Bryan | D | |
| -0.60 (-6.67%) | 9 | Chuck Twigg | D | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Melvin Pellock | D | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Graeme MacDonald | D | |
| -1.30 (-21.67%) | 6 | Edmundo Lima | M | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Vernon Acombe | M | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Jeremiah Carlisle | M | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Elroy Benjamin | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Julio Hassan | S | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Alexander Kolesnikov | S | |
| -2.60 (-32.50%) | 8 | Andrew Denslow | R | |
| -11.90 (-14.69%) | 6.75 |