| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shawn Bartlett | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| D | Les Aconbury | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Nicky Hoyte | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Melvin Lowry | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Edgar Truscott | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| M | Neill Hattersley | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| M | Kris Caples | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) |  |
| M | Steven Hibbard | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| M | Howard Hellowell | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Alvin Sedgemore | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| S | Rowan Doughty | 8 | +3.10 (38.75%) |  |
| R | Nicolas Bray | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.25 | +4.10 (4.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Cohen The Barbarian | K | |
|
+2.60 (28.89%) | 9 | John Candy | D |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Ray Winstone | D | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Rincewind Wizard | D | |
| +2.20 (22.00%) | 10 | Uncle Buck | M | |
| +1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Lord Vetinari | M | |
| +2.60 (32.50%) | 8 | Leslie Ash | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Howard Schwarzenegger | M | |
| +1.80 (30.00%) | 6 | Dr Frankenstein | M | |
| +1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | David Schwarzenegger | S | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Gustav Ridder | S | |
| +13.60 (15.81%) | 7.82 |