| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Schmeichel | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) | |
| D | Giogi Chielini | 12 | +3.70 (30.83%) | |
| D | Ce Valderama | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| D | Philip Lahm | 9 | +2.20 (24.44%) | |
| D | Marcel Desailly | 9 | +1.90 (21.11%) | |
| D | Alvin Osbourne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Zinedine Zidane | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| M | Dermott Kewell | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| M | Alexandre Pato | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) |  |
| M | Angel Di Maria | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) |  |
| S | Bennito Paz | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| 9.09 | +13.60 (13.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Dan Schwarzenegger | K | |
| +4.20 (42.00%) | 10 | Ray Winstone | D | |
| +0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | John Candy | D | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Rincewind Wizard | D | |
| -4.40 (-44.00%) | 10 | Uncle Buck | M | |
| -0.60 (-6.67%) | 9 | Leslie Ash | M | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Dr Frankenstein | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Damião Caeiro | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Harry Schwarzenegger | M | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Dark Helmet | S | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | David Schwarzenegger | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.22%) | 9 | Peter Fenton | R | |
| -5.20 (-5.65%) | 7.67 |