| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Randy Johnson | 12 | +3.30 (27.50%) | |
| D | Jenna Taylor | 13 | +4.10 (31.54%) | |
| D | Phil McCrackin | 11 | +2.10 (19.09%) | |
| D | Hugh Janus | 9 | +3.70 (41.11%) | |
| D | Rory Baines | 3 | +1.10 (36.67%) | |
| M | Ben Dover | 12 | +2.10 (17.50%) |  |
| M | Bud Wiser | 12 | -1.50 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Ivor Biggun | 10 | +3.30 (33.00%) | |
| S | Jack Hammer | 9 | +1.60 (17.78%) |  |
| S | Edwin Bemrose | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| R | Max Headroom | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| R | Robin Banks | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| 9.25 | +22.50 (20.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Dan Schwarzenegger | K | |
| -0.10 (-0.91%) | 11 | Ray Winstone | D | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Peter Fenton | D | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | John Candy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Rincewind Wizard | D | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Uncle Buck | M | |
| -3.40 (-37.78%) | 9 | Leslie Ash | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Dr Frankenstein | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Harry Schwarzenegger | M | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | David Schwarzenegger | S | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Dark Helmet | S | |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Luca Pontecorvo | R | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Arnold Schwarzenegger | R | |
| -6.20 (-6.20%) | 7.69 |