| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tommy Gunn | 10 | -0.80 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Clubber Lang | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) | |
| D | Alessandro Nesta | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Rocky Balboa | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| D | Paulie Pennino | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Jean Luc Picard | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) | |
| M | Bert Ackling | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| M | Poxy Djoxy | 4 | +3.60 (90.00%) |  |
| S | Bosko Balaban | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| S | Johnny Five | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +12.90 (14.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-7.78%) | 9 | Dan Schwarzenegger | K | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | Ray Winstone | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Candy | D | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Peter Fenton | D | |
| -2.50 (-25.00%) | 10 | Uncle Buck | M | |
| -2.50 (-35.71%) | 7 | Howard Schwarzenegger | M | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Dr Frankenstein | M | |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Damião Caeiro | M | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Harry Schwarzenegger | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Dark Helmet | S | |
| +0.10 (1.11%) | 9 | Leslie Ash | R | |
| -4.30 (-4.73%) | 7.58 |