| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Douglas Schwarzenegger | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Ray Winstone | 10 | -0.20 (-2.00%) | |
| D | Peter Fenton | 9 | -0.70 (-7.78%) | |
| D | Rincewind Wizard | 9 | -0.90 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Luca Pontecorvo | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Uncle Buck | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Leslie Ash | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| M | Dr Frankenstein | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Harry Schwarzenegger | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Dark Helmet | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | David Schwarzenegger | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| 7.00 | -6.00 (-7.79%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Tommy Gunn | K | |
| +2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Clubber Lang | D | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Lucian Davidson | D | |
| +1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Paulie Pennino | D | |
  |
+2.50 (25.00%) | 10 | John Shaft | M |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Bert Ackling | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Zac Efron | M | |
| +1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Apollo Creed | M | |
|
+2.60 (28.89%) | 9 | Bosko Balaban | S |
|
+2.10 (35.00%) | 6 | Alexander Kolesnikov | S |
|
+2.10 (42.00%) | 5 | Dennis Bergkamp | S |
|
+0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Johnny Five | R |
| +18.50 (20.11%) | 7.67 |