| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tommy Gunn | 10 | -2.20 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Ricciardo Buriani | 13 | -3.80 (-29.23%) | |
| D | Clubber Lang | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| D | Alessandro Nesta | 9 | -1.70 (-18.89%) | |
| M | John Shaft | 11 | -3.70 (-33.64%) | |
| M | Jean Luc Picard | 10 | +0.10 (1.00%) |  |
| M | Bert Ackling | 9 | -0.50 (-5.56%) | |
| M | Zac Efron | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| S | Bosko Balaban | 9 | -0.10 (-1.11%) | |
| S | Johnny Five | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| 9.27 | -9.60 (-9.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.20 (10.00%) | 12 | Randy Johnson | K | |
|
+4.40 (33.85%) | 13 | Jenna Taylor | D |
| +2.80 (25.45%) | 11 | Phil McCrackin | D | |
| +2.30 (25.56%) | 9 | Hugh Janus | D | |
| +2.20 (27.50%) | 8 | Max Headroom | D | |
 |
+3.30 (27.50%) | 12 | Ben Dover | M |
| -0.90 (-7.50%) | 12 | Bud Wiser | M | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Ivor Biggun | M | |
| +1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | Octavian Cioacã | M | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Robin Banks | M | |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Jack Hammer | S | |
| +21.10 (18.84%) | 10.18 |