| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nero Scangarelo | 10 | -2.90 (-29.00%) | |
| D | Ben Johnston | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| D | Mathew Rowling | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Miles Irving | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | David Bowie | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Dick Newell | 11 | -0.60 (-5.45%) | |
| M | The Captain | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| M | Simon Neil | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) | |
| M | Neil Finn | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| S | Mr Crasp | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| S | Joey Ramone | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| R | Simon Niel | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) |  |
| R | Ronnie Worsley | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) |  |
| 8.46 | +2.80 (2.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-12.00%) | 10 | Salvador Vidigal | K | |
| +1.90 (19.00%) | 10 | Manny Aitkin | D | |
| +2.80 (31.11%) | 9 | Virgil Pendlebury | D | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Vítor Brasil | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Leivo Kleiman | D | |
| -0.90 (-9.00%) | 10 | Dwight Starkie | M | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| -0.40 (-4.44%) | 9 | Doug Gray | M | |
| -0.50 (-5.56%) | 9 | Adrian Powell | S | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Brian Waldemarsson | S | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Alessandro Del Piero | S | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Rip Gary Speed | R | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Tommy McMutton | R | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Cocksucking Whorefuck | R | |
| +4.10 (3.39%) | 8.64 |