| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Salif Patel | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Ciaran Clark | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Theodore Drysdale | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |   |
| D | Timóteo Festas | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | David Ginola | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Luca Modric | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Barry Bannan | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Dan Macoviciuc | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jonathan Stanley | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Savo Milosevic | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| 10.27 | +22.00 (19.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dan Schwarzenegger | K | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Rincewind Wizard | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Peter Fenton | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Luca Pontecorvo | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jim Harry | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Dr Frankenstein | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Damião Caeiro | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Harry Schwarzenegger | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Barca Schwarzenegger | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | David Schwarzenegger | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Paddy Schwarzenegger | S | |
| +12.00 (13.33%) | 8.18 |