| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Beefheart | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jonny Skram | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | David Bowie | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Richie Baldwin | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | The Captain | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) |  |
| M | Simon Neil | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Neil Finn | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Thom Yorke | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Dave Grohl | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Joey Ramone | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Leslie Bloomer | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.09 | +7.00 (7.87%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Walter Stephenson | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Joosu Hunt | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Abe Hackett | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Vinnie Winrow | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jay Whelan | D | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Vicentin Negredo | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Quentin Spiggs | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Rúben Armas | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Gavin Ramsay | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Horace Gough | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Archibald Westlake | S |
| +1.00 (1.14%) | 8.00 |