| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Immanuel Ramström | 6 | -2.80 (-46.67%) | |
| D | William Wallace | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| D | Freekicking Machine | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| D | Dougal Calder | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Dinna Markme | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) | |
| M | Steve Richards | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) |  |
| M | Mark Mefool | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| M | Dina Markme | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) |  |
| M | William Murchison | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| S | Ray Ning | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| S | Stu Pid | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| R | Jeremy Roxburgh | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| 6.08 | +1.70 (2.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Singal Cone | K | |
| +1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Harold Scratchibald | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Fud Nuts | D | |
| +2.20 (31.43%) | 7 | Pazzis Plum | D | |
|
+1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Jizz Stanes | D |
| -2.60 (-32.50%) | 8 | Baldy Napper | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Billy Sawsack | M | |
|
+1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Jigga Boo | M |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Chris P Bacon | M | |
|
+2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | Chipper Muffy | S |
|
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Iain Fraser | S |
| +10.40 (13.33%) | 7.09 |