| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Foulke | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Roland Browning | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Hungry Horace | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Fat Bar Steward | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sammy Lee | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Tomas Brolin | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Henry Viii | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) |  |
| S | Billy Bunter | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | William Shatner | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Oliver Hardy | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ron Tarr | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.21 | -6.00 (-5.22%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Freddy Laker | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Fred Flintstone | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Freddie Laker | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Freddie Starr | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Fred Quimby | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Fred Elliott | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Freddie Davies | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fred Smith | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Frederick Forsyth | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Friedrich Nietzsche | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fred Ward | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fred Trueman | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Freddie Jones | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Fred Said-Right | R | |
| -3.00 (-3.03%) | 7.07 |