| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Foulke | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jean-Pierre Langlet | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Neil Ruddock | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Jan Molby | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Sammy Lee | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Ron Tarr | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 8.18 | +20.00 (22.22%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ivor T Diver | K | |
| +4.00 (44.44%) | 9 | Harold Scratchibald | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Pazzis Plum | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Huffet McDuffet | D | |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Baldy Napper | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Billy Sawsack | M | |
|
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Chris P Bacon | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Jigga Boo | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gablin Pishmin | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Chipper Muffy | S | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Twinkle Toes | S | |
| +16.00 (20.00%) | 7.27 |