| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ivor T Diver | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Harold Scratchibald | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Pazzis Plum | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| D | Huffet McDuffet | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Baldy Napper | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Billy Sawsack | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Chris P Bacon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jigga Boo | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Eck Stacy | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Chipper Muffy | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Pisher Squidger | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| 7.91 | +30.00 (34.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | William Foulke | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Frank Cannon | D | |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Neil Ruddock | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Oliver Hardy | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Cammy Frost | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Roland Browning | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | William Shatner | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Terry Duckworth | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Humpty Dumpty | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jan Molby | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Stu Woodside | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jean-Pierre Langlet | R | |
| +15.00 (14.71%) | 8.50 |