| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Foulke | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Neil Ruddock | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Jan Molby | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Alan Sharp | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Stu Woodside | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| S | Alf Roberts | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 8.36 | +17.00 (18.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ivor T Diver | K | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Harold Scratchibald | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Pazzis Plum | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Huffet McDuffet | D |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ivor Weecock | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Baldy Napper | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Chris P Bacon | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Billy Sawsack | M | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Jigga Boo | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gablin Pishmin | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Twinkle Toes | S | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Chipper Muffy | R | |
| +17.00 (18.28%) | 7.75 |