| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Foulke | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Neil Ruddock | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Jean-Pierre Langlet | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Jan Molby | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ron Tarr | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Stu Woodside | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Alf Roberts | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Sammy Lee | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sharp | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 8.54 | -2.00 (-1.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Fred The Shred | K | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Fred Flintstone | D |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Fred Trueman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Freddie Starr | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Fred Elliott | M |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Freddie Jones | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fred Smith | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Davies | M |
| +3.00 (75.00%) | 4 | Frederick Forsyth | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fred Diamond | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Friedrich Nietzsche | S |
| +6.00 (7.06%) | 7.73 |