| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fred The Shred | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fred Flintstone | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fred Trueman | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Freddie Starr | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Fred Elliott | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Freddy Edwards | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Jones | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Fred Smith | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Freddie Davies | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Nelson Castro | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Friedrich Nietzsche | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 8.00 | +8.00 (9.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Leif Cloth | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Frank Cannon | D | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Oliver Hardy | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Neil Ruddock | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Roland Browning | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Terry Duckworth | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Humpty Dumpty | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | William Shatner | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jan Molby | M | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Tomas Brolin | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ron Tarr | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sammy Lee | R | |
| +15.00 (14.29%) | 8.75 |