| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Leif Cloth | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Jean-Pierre Langlet | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Roland Browning | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Tomas Brolin | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Ron Tarr | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alf Roberts | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Neil Ruddock | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jan Molby | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.54 | +9.00 (8.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Fred The Shred | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Fred Flintstone | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Fred Trueman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Freddy Krueger | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Starr | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Fred Elliott | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fred Smith | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Davies | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Frederick Forsyth | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Fred Diamond | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Friedrich Nietzsche | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Freddy Edwards | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Tora Marlina | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Nelson Castro | R | |
| -2.00 (-1.92%) | 7.43 |