| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fred The Shred | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fred Flintstone | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Fred Trueman | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Freddy Krueger | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Fred Elliott | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Freddy Edwards | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Fred Smith | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Davies | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Frederick Forsyth | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fred Diamond | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Friedrich Nietzsche | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| R | Freddie Jones | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Freddie Starr | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.69 | -4.00 (-4.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | William Foulke | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Frank Cannon | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Neil Ruddock | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Oliver Hardy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Roland Browning | D | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Terry Duckworth | M |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | William Shatner | M |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Humpty Dumpty | M |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Alan Sharp | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Tomas Brolin | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ron Tarr | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jean-Pierre Langlet | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sammy Lee | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Alf Roberts | R | |
| +10.00 (8.55%) | 8.36 |