| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Foulke | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Roland Browning | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Sammy Lee | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Tomas Brolin | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Henry Viii | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Ron Tarr | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Jan Molby | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Hungry Horace | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Billy Bunter | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.57 | +8.00 (6.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Barney Steele | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jeremy MacKail | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Danny Oakley | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Lawrence MacBryne | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Justin Moss | D | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Archibald MacNaughton | M |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Shaun Neil | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Willie Sim | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Paul McStay | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Karl-Ingvar Westin | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Davor Šuker | S | |
| +16.00 (16.16%) | 9.00 |