| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bernard Manning | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Frank Cannon | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Oliver Hardy | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Roland Browning | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Hungry Horace | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Humpty Dumpty | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Terry Duckworth | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | William Shatner | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jan Molby | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Henry Viii | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Ron Tarr | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| R | Sammy Lee | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Billy Bunter | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fat Bar Steward | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 8.64 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Haggis McAuley | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Kieron Badger | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lennox Salton | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Alfred Roslin | D | |
|
-2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Francis Ian | M |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Hugh Lamont | M | |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Benny Whipp | M |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Kieran Balfour | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Alfie Girvan | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Trevor Newton | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Tormod Elvevold | S |
| +14.00 (14.29%) | 8.91 |