| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Landon Carpathian | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Rab C Nesbitt | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Porter Guinness | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Starky Mularcky | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Showana Rezgari | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Crabtree Apple | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Dida Panacotta | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Jon E Bagge | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Emil Grønfeldt | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Lagger Topps | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Renato Domingo | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| 8.00 | +16.00 (18.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Freddy Laker | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Fred Flintstone | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Freddie Laker | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Freddie Starr | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Fred Elliott | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Freddie Davies | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Frederick Forsyth | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Freddie Garrity | M | |
| +2.00 (66.67%) | 3 | Friedrich Fritz Lang | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Friedrich Nietzsche | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fred Ward | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fred Smith | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fred Diamond | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Fred Quimby | R | |
| +12.00 (12.77%) | 6.71 |