| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Mr McVittie | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Jasper Cake | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Colonel Custard | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Stuart Farquar | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Conrad Creet | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Gary Baldy | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Murray Mince | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.27 | +20.00 (25.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Vincent Pomelo | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Leon Tangelo | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gareth Poncirus | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Kevin Berna | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Mark Jincheng | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Alfie Bowie | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Francis Kona | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Matthew Roble | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Piers Parson-Brown | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | David Bahianinha | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | James Rhode | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Julian Cara Cara | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Scott Moro | R | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Mike Chironja | R | |
| -7.00 (-7.53%) | 6.64 |