| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ron Volta | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Matthew Clough | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Joel Tejo | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Higgs-Boson Kay | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Wali Darwin | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Elvis Royle | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Maca Rooney | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Baldric Mozart | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Quentin Benway | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Ludvig van Trotter | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Aneurin Fleming | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Russ Bellamy | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Oliver Clunes | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +16.00 (14.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Peng Wynne | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Sir Dunkalot | D | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Lionel Richtie | D |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Philip Michael Hunt | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jake Northon | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Jasper Cake | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Stuart Farquar | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Colonel Custard | M |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Conrad Creet | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Taffy O’Jones | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Gary Baldy | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Kingsley Kitson | R | |
| +19.00 (21.11%) | 7.50 |